The results below are based on statistical analysis. Yes, there is truth to this post. Please keep this post from your man/lover/spouse or whatever you prefer to call your mate. Although some of the points are comical, take heed!
- He may start crying or present inebriated (drunk)
- He may fidget more than usual
- He may start “cold sweating”
- Excessive Blinking
- Eyes shift-up to the LEFT
- Excessive ums, ahs and ers
- He may “look you directly in the eye”
- Breath stinks
Now the above signs/symptoms are the Litmus test for infidelity. Also, remember if he walks like a duck, smells like a duck, it most probably is a duck!
Dr.O
