10.  We are going in 2 different directions.

9. She has too many kids (all with ADHD).

8.  She begs too much.

7.  She is getting fat (as HELL).

6.  She never cooks.

5.  We are not REALLY compatible.

4. She spends more time with her girlfriend than me (cover-up theory) .

3.  She IS messing around.

2. She has a strange body odor (hygiene problems).

1. She will not give me any (sex).

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